I always feel like sharing the speech with you all at office… this is the most appropriate to our situation currently… the message is very clear, try to understand in perspective.

Play now…

Now, what are you gonna do?

- 30ml Feni (Fenny)

- 4 Cubes of  ice

- Squeeze half a lemon

- Add 30ml carbonated lime drink (Limca)

- Add 30ml Tonic Water

After all this it still retains a very strong Cashew Base… real country liqueur… I must finish this post before the drink not too sure how long will I last after this poison.

They don’t allow it to sale beyond Goa just because it is classified as a country liqueur.

When this client of mine gave me a wake up call at 7:15am in morning today… (I apparently slept at 4:30am… after setting up this blog and writing my last… I mean first piece) I heard him patiently, because he seems to be my Obama who is going to bail-me-out of the “slowdown in India“… and help me and my 25 odd people starts up firm survive and see the future.

Right from childhood I usually liked waking up after the sunrise, three years of graduation (bachelor in commerce) days & two years of my first job being exception (of waking up before the sunrise… will tell you the story someday). After that early morning call I was obviously feeling really lazy to leave the bed but somehow not convinced to sleep more…

Every night I go to sleep with the couple of heavy books (Understanding Our Mind, Web Analytics Demystified), my notebook & blackberry beside me. Don’t want to boast that I am some workaholic, basically I am little lazy to move to the study table after waking up and prefer doing things on the bed only for sometime before going for my mundane morning things. Hence, after that call I called up some friends and texted some more “who typically think that I always sleep till late in morning”, a pure perception management initiative.

Then switched on the notebook and started doing some work, responding to mail etc.

But honestly I have been thinking for a while that, “I am a really lazy person… then how will I make it in life”. I mean, for a moment I thought “how can laziness lead to success?” Now let’s keep the discussion on “success” to another day, it is a very relative and complicated thing to discuss. For the time being just understand whatever you understand by the term success.

As usual, answer to every question is with the “Oracle”… goog, so I searched and see what I found someone is actually writing regularly on The Lazy Way to Success: “…cleverly avoiding work but getting the job done…”. There is also a really cool video there (must see)… check it out, while I get ready to go to work… getting late.

1. I keep getting so may things in my mind that I share with people around me over a coffee or smoke irrespective of their interest in that subject, point is, if I put all of these thoughts somewhere else (read: blog), someone interested in the subject searching for it on a search engine may come across it and save the rest of the folk from getting killed by my stupid thoughts

2.  Peer Pressure… How can I not have a blog? when everyone else has one… all my best of buddies have one and write pretty well. I can not be a good writer but can at least copy-paste from various obscure places on the net and offline and rephrase them in such way that they look original

3. Meet some people who admire self obsessed psychopaths and some completely unimpressed passerby (not)interested in the subjects and my random thoughts; may or may not leaving back a random/valuable/stupid/confusing/unrelated comment or the cliched ones like “you write so well”, “good post”, “keep posting” etc., as a result making me a “more evolved self obsessed psychopath”

4. Want to start the same childhood habit of keeping a journal (there are almost 3million tips on that… fodder for my next post) when don’t have anyone around interested in listening to me

5. The cliched one… everyone is using the Internet, very few actually create (just 156 million live websites) content….  my time for joining the GIGO revolution

6. Want some people to generally disagree with me on regular basis so as to make me a more patient person and help me learn how to react more patiently or ignore people and their views… new age anger management technique

7. Prove that I also have (creative) juice flowing out

Now enough of burning mid night oil… will keep you posted.